Saturday, July 29, 2017

Weekend with my nephews

Me: One of your sons pooped on my kitchen floor 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

A: It was your cat

F: It was Dominic

Me: Fing ding ding. He was trying to hide his poop underwear and a turd fell out his butt onto my floor. Kids are the best

A: I'm crying.

F: Typical