Sunday, July 13, 2014

Dinner

Me: I am going to make some rabbit tonight
J: I can't believe that. You eat the wild?? I don't do that. I don't eat the wild.

Saturday, July 12, 2014

On the Phone.

Can you call the maintenance man? We had someone pee in the air conditioner and don't know what to do.

Visitors at Work

I will wait around for you. But then again, I don't know what I would do if I did catch you. I think you might be too much for me to handle. *winks* You know what I mean.

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

64 Lawrenceville

Little girl: Daddy, how do babies get in tummies?
Daddy: You learn that when you are older.
Little girl: Did you learn how it happened?
Daddy: When you are older you will know that stuff.

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Senior Center

Lady 1: OO they are watching Anne Frank documentary on Sunday. That shit is my jam. I love her.
Lady 2: Who is Anne Franks? Like the curly haired orphan girl?
Lady 1: No girl, she is the Jew that they killed and hid in a closet or some shit.

Monday, April 14, 2014

61D

I'be got a certificate saying I'm crazy. Doesn't mean I'm going to hurt anyone.

Monday, February 10, 2014

Math Class

Teacher: this homework will get you ready for next week.

Student: next week???! I don't know what's going on now.