Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Lipgloss

B: I need to go back and get my lip gloss.

A: Can't you just buy another.

B: No, it was mystery flavor and I don't know what it was!

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Ex-boyfriends

He said I want you to meet someone and took me to the cemetery to see his grandparents. He started sobbing in their grave and I didn't know what to do... But really, that is who you wanted to introduce me too?