Sunday, November 9, 2014

The Notebook

I love The Notebook. That movie was great. I own it. I love it. I am going to watch it tonight.


O: I wish I could be romantic like those Yugoslavian men.

*Updated: I meant Rico Suave.

Saturday, September 27, 2014

My mother

Mama: ....and he threatened to cock slap him.

Fran: Uhhhh. Do you know what that means?

Mama: Like when you slap a gun across someones face.

Me: I don't think so...

Me, Julie, Fran: (Laughing) Nope....

H J s

Chris if I give you a hj can I have this last peanut butter cookie?


I feel a kinship to spiders, lesbians,  and cats.


Man: Have you experienced many boners during slow dances?

Me: I guess.

Man: It was my mission in middle school to get my boner on as many thighs as possible.