I listen to things all around me. Mostly friends, but sometimes other people. I write it down or remember then post it here.
Mama: ....and he threatened to cock slap him.
Fran: Uhhhh. Do you know what that means?
Mama: Like when you slap a gun across someones face.
Me: I don't think so...
Me, Julie, Fran: (Laughing) Nope....
Chris if I give you a hj can I have this last peanut butter cookie?
I feel a kinship to spiders, lesbians, and cats.
Man: Have you experienced many boners during slow dances?
Me: I guess.
Man: It was my mission in middle school to get my boner on as many thighs as possible.