Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Iphone 6

Did you see the new iPhone?  That is going to be the only time five and a half inches satisfies me.

Saturday, August 23, 2014

I had to open my mouth

Me: That is a funny shirt (CHICK MAGNET)
Old Man: It is not about me, it is all about the "little man".

Saturday, August 9, 2014

Another One in the Pot

B: Her fiance has been away for two months, she has been living like a monk.
MB: How do you know how she has been living, you don't know who else she has in the pot. Just because she has a fiance doesn't mean she doesn't have someone to take care of her while he is away.
B: She wouldn't do that.
MB: Everyone should.

Sunday, July 13, 2014


Me: I am going to make some rabbit tonight
J: I can't believe that. You eat the wild?? I don't do that. I don't eat the wild.

Saturday, July 12, 2014

On the Phone.

Can you call the maintenance man? We had someone pee in the air conditioner and don't know what to do.

Visitors at Work

I will wait around for you. But then again, I don't know what I would do if I did catch you. I think you might be too much for me to handle. *winks* You know what I mean.

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

64 Lawrenceville

Little girl: Daddy, how do babies get in tummies?
Daddy: You learn that when you are older.
Little girl: Did you learn how it happened?
Daddy: When you are older you will know that stuff.