Saturday, May 21, 2016

Car inspection

Mama: did you ever get your car inspected?

Antonio: oh yeah...

Mama: is that why it says 3/16?

Antonio: I just like those numbers John 3:16.

Friday, May 20, 2016

My nephew

My sister (his mother): yesterday he took two beans out of his soup and said, "mama these beans look like boobies" and then took them and rubbed them all over his face. Like, what am I supposed to do about that?

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Thursday, April 14, 2016

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Dressing Up

She wanted me to dress like a young professional and I wanted her to suck a dick.