Thursday, November 24, 2016

Ex-boyfriends

He said I want you to meet someone and took me to the cemetery to see his grandparents. He started sobbing in their grave and I didn't know what to do... But really, that is who you wanted to introduce me too?

Saturday, May 21, 2016

Car inspection

Mama: did you ever get your car inspected?

Antonio: oh yeah...

Mama: is that why it says 3/16?

Antonio: I just like those numbers John 3:16.

Friday, May 20, 2016

My nephew

My sister (his mother): yesterday he took two beans out of his soup and said, "mama these beans look like boobies" and then took them and rubbed them all over his face. Like, what am I supposed to do about that?

Thursday, May 12, 2016