I listen to things all around me. Mostly friends, but sometimes other people. I write it down or remember then post it here.
Mama: did you ever get your car inspected?
Antonio: oh yeah...
Mama: is that why it says 3/16?
Antonio: I just like those numbers John 3:16.
My sister (his mother): yesterday he took two beans out of his soup and said, "mama these beans look like boobies" and then took them and rubbed them all over his face. Like, what am I supposed to do about that?
Do you think I should Google middle eastern peen sizes?
I like how our group members don't push each other to our full potential. It's like, eh...that's fine.
Straight jokes always make me laugh.
She wanted me to dress like a young professional and I wanted her to suck a dick.