I listen to things all around me. Mostly friends, but sometimes other people. I write it down or remember then post it here.
Mama: ....and he threatened to cock slap him.
Fran: Uhhhh. Do you know what that means?
Mama: Like when you slap a gun across someones face.
Me: I don't think so...
Me, Julie, Fran: (Laughing) Nope....
Chris if I give you a hj can I have this last peanut butter cookie?
I feel a kinship to spiders, lesbians, and cats.
Man: Have you experienced many boners during slow dances?
Me: I guess.
Man: It was my mission in middle school to get my boner on as many thighs as possible.
Did somebody get dead?
Did you see the new iPhone? That is going to be the only time five and a half inches satisfies me.