I listen to things all around me. Mostly friends, but sometimes other people. I write it down or remember then post it here.
I don't get why you are weirdly patriotic.
I would love to hear Martha Stewart narrate a porn scene.
I'm about to go to this therapy session and I'm drunk.
Lady: He wants to hold your hand. You should let him(wiggly eye brows).....warm....you....up...
On the subject of the flasher: I mean, don't take it personally and don't let it disrupt your studying.